Fresh From the Ex Files

A shout-out to Kristin from Beautiful Brides and Beyond for unconvering this item:

“The Ex” — Limited Edition Five Piece Knife Set from overstock.com

Available in black just in case there isn’t enough bad mojo in the chrome-colored edition.

This one’s a natural for situations involving divorce parties, canceled weddings, previously unknown love children identified by paternity test, hijinks between the groom and the maid of honor during the second hour of the reception, or any other of life’s little surprises involving your former main squeeze.

Of course, as overstock points out, this item isn’t necessarily limited to romantic disappointment — it serves as “an anonymous effigy dedicated to whomever you please.” Consider bosses, scurrilous auto repairmen, or even Santa Claus who failed to bring you that high-quality digital camcorder you so longed for last Christmas.

Nothing personal, Santa. I’m just sayin’.

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